- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
This is too beautiful, to not be on my page.
This is amazing o.o
How in the world. O_O
Mesmerizing, sad, beautiful, joyful.
This is mesmerizing
some people got talents